Total pages in book: 80
Estimated words: 77812 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 389(@200wpm)___ 311(@250wpm)___ 259(@300wpm)
Estimated words: 77812 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 389(@200wpm)___ 311(@250wpm)___ 259(@300wpm)
Sucking was the best.
I’d have to show Daddy other fun things to suck.
“Wren.” Daddy’s shocked face made me laugh. “I guess…I guess that would be soothing to suck too.”
Daddy’s face said shocked.
Daddy’s head said hmm.
Daddy’s penis said let’s play.
Daddy was funny.
“Bathtime, my mate.” Daddy looked like he didn’t know what to say, so I sucked on my binkie harder. “We…we have a plan.”
Plans for now and plans for later.
Little now bigger later.
“I would like to know how a little looks so naughty.” He pretended to stare at me serious again as I giggled but his big feelings were coming through the bond. “You are always amazing, my mate.”
And cute.
And silly.
And naughty.
And giggly.
“Amazing and naughty.” Daddy pretended to look serious and narrowed his eyes, but I could feel his smile when I giggled. “Bathtime, my silly boy.”
Shaking his head and thinking about sucking things, Daddy couldn’t decide what to say out loud so he didn’t talk about it. Daddy was definitely more silly than me but that was okay because I’d show him relaxing sucking later.
“I do not think I am listening to that, my mate.” Making a frustrated sound, he set my special bag on the counter by the bathroom sink. “I don’t think I’m going to listen to that, my mate. Yes, that was much better.”
I distracted Daddy so much he forgot his regular English words.
No giggles.
No giggles.
No giggles.
I smiled big around my binkie and looked like a good boy when he glared at me. But I made him happy when I filled my mind with pretty hearts for Daddy.
Yep.
He sighed.
“Reminding me of your love is cheating, my mate.”
Nope.
But Daddy needed another distraction, not logic, so I bounced closer like a squirrel and peeked in my bag.
My toys.
It was Daddy’s turn to make a happy sound in his head as he nodded. “Yes, we’re ready for bathtime.”
Daddy too.
He even gave an outside smile to my little bag of water toys.
I had them in a special bag like my camping plate stuff had so they would dry good when I played with them in lakes and stuff.
As he opened my bag, I grabbed my monster and held it up.
Daddy’s eyes got big. “My mate, are those real animals from Earth or imagination ones like in the fiction books?”
Klynn found monster books.
Wiggling my tentacle monster, I tried to look happy and not naughty, but Daddy sighed. “Fiction. Thank the dragons above.”
Daddy didn’t like monsters with tentacles.
“Earth does strange things to imaginations.” Daddy looked into the bag and made another big sigh sound when he just saw regular animals. He picked out my whale and turned it over in his hand. “Are these small fish or large ones?”
I showed Daddy a picture from a science movie and his eyes got bigger-bigger as he turned on the tub water. “Great dragons above.”
Showing Daddy hearts and flowers around the big whale had him relaxing and frowning. “They’re nice? Something that big?”
Hmm.
I put all the Daddies I knew from the town into the water with the whale and Daddy out loud laughed as he went back to the counter and grabbed my bubble stuff out of my bag. “They’re the Daddies of the ocean? Alright, that would make a difference.”
Nodding, I bounced and wiggled as Daddy put my toys and bubble stuff in the water. Bigger bigger bigger.
Hmm.
I gave Daddy the question marks again.
“What am I doing?” Daddy pointed to the water where he’d just done magicy stuff. “I’m just making sure the bubbles don’t fade until I’m ready and that the water stays warm.”
Wow.
Daddy looked confused. “You don’t do that either?”
No.
Glancing between me and the tub, Daddy shrugged. “I don’t even begin to know where to start because there are so many things we do differently. I usually assume it is because you do things like humans to blend in, but I’m starting to realize that it is a lack of knowledge.”
Yep.
“Even realizing that, I don’t know where to start, so you will have to let me know when something is not familiar.” Daddy frowned as he waved his hand down me and my clothes went poof. “I’ll do my best to ask more questions instead of just assuming human differences.”
We were different, but yeah, Daddy did stuff we couldn’t.
Like making good bubbles.
And making clothes go poof.
“I still do not know where to start, however.” Daddy felt very thinky as he took my hands and helped me step into the bubbly water. “One thing at a time as they come up may be best until we can find a better way.”
As I sat down and Daddy released my hands because we were careful, I sent Daddy pictures of books.
“Yes.” Sitting down on the floor, Daddy nodded. “That may be the best way to start.”
Daddy had smart books and poetry books but not romance books, so they’d be kind of boring but that was okay.