Total pages in book: 63
Estimated words: 59767 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 299(@200wpm)___ 239(@250wpm)___ 199(@300wpm)
Estimated words: 59767 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 299(@200wpm)___ 239(@250wpm)___ 199(@300wpm)
No fucking way.
4 GEORGIA
I groan as I sit up in bed. The sun is already glaring through the worn green curtains hanging in my bedroom window. I scratch my head, wishing I could sleep another hour. It took me forever to go to sleep last night. I kept thinking about that man, Griff, that I met. He was so hot. Still, I knew he was just playing with me and the way his friends kept laughing and staring at me made me feel raw and exposed. I know they were just toying with me, playing some kind of twisted game. I’m not the kind of girl men like that look twice at. That’s also a good thing. I have no place in their world and don’t want to be in it anyways. I get up and head to the hall bathroom to brush my teeth and try to look a little human before I go to find my grandmother. I don’t want to scare her to death and right now, I’m pretty sure if she saw me, I would. My hair feels like a giant bird’s nest. The thing about blonde, curly hair is that the frizz can get out of control. It’s going to take forever to tame this morning.
It only takes me about ten minutes to wash my face, shove my overabundance of hair into a messy bun on top of my head, throw on some deodorant and brush my teeth. I’ll worry about the rest after I feed me and Nana. It’s going to take too much effort to get dressed before sustenance. Besides Nana is more than familiar with my crazy cat lady pajama top and matching bootie shorts. They’re black with a million cats all over them and I don’t know why, because I’m a dog person, but I love these pajamas.
I shuffle out of the bathroom in search of my grandmother. It doesn’t surprise me that she’s already parked in her recliner like a queen on her throne, fuzzy robe cinched tight, remote in hand. The TV’s playing some old dating show—which is not surprising. My Nana loves all things Chuck Woolery. I have no idea why. I don’t question her anymore either. Last time I did, all she could talk about was the fact that she wanted to lick him like a postage stamp and cover her body in his special sauce. That’s the moment I ran from the room with my fingers shoved in my ears screaming at her to hush.
I lean over to kiss her cheek. “There are newer shows on there, Nana,” I murmur. “Didn’t that go off the air before color television was invented?”
She swats me with the back of her hand, making a tsking sound. “Don’t be smart, Georgie. There was color television. The seventies were the best years—not to mention we had the best music, too. Plus, back then, men were men and took care of their women. Now-a-days, women have little to no help. It’s sad. Plus, we were freer! In my day, women didn’t have to wear bras or shave their hoo-hahs. We just existed, natural and free.”
I groan. “Nana, please don’t say ‘hoo-hah’ before I’ve had my caffeine fix.”
“What?” she asks innocently. “Your granddaddy loved me just as I was. The man kneeled down daily and worshipped me with his tongue. He couldn’t get enough.”
“La-la-la-la! I can’t hear you.”
She giggles but keeps going—as I knew she would. “He praised my seventies porn bush, swearing it was the sexiest thing he ever saw.”
“You’re so bad. Seriously Nana. It’s too early for this conversation, and also—gross. Can we not revisit Granddaddy’s cunnilingus fetish?”
She cackles, the sound raspy and full of pure mischief. Her short white hair sticks up like she just got struck by lightning. Her pink slippers don’t match her robe. Her face is all fine lines and bright blue eyes—a feature that I love I inherited from her—that still sparkle with trouble.
“How long have you been up?” I ask, collapsing onto the couch.
“Since five, same as every day. Some of us don’t sleep till noon, missy.”
“It’s Saturday,” I remind her. “No kids are at the community center. There’s no paint-and-sip class this week either because of the Fall Festival starting downtown on Wednesday. Therefore, there’s no reason for me to move before sunrise.”
“You work too hard and got nothing to show for it,” she grumbles before leaning forward to continue talking to me. You’d think she was getting ready to divulge state secrets. “I’m telling you, Georgie, sweetheart, you need to get out of Dreary. Find yourself a real city. One with art museums and galleries. Somewhere that’ll pay you for your pretty pictures instead of letting you spray paint over old brick through the town.”
“Nana, I love it here. And I love living with you.”