The Best Men (The Best Men #1) Read Online Lauren Blakely

Categories Genre: Gay, GLBT, M-M Romance, Romance Tags Authors: Series: The Best Men Series by Lauren Blakely
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Total pages in book: 110
Estimated words: 107454 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 537(@200wpm)___ 430(@250wpm)___ 358(@300wpm)
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Flip turns around, squinting at me. His expression says where have you been?

“Is everything okay with the photographer?” Hannah asks, rising to come and speak with us.

The photographer?

A beat goes by before I remember my own lie. “All set!” I say quickly. “I’d misunderstood her. She’s asked someone to take her other job for tomorrow so she can be here in person. And then she and I got to chatting. You know. Shop talk . . .”

Mark gives me a stare that says maybe I should shut up now.

“So, where’s Madame et Monsieur?” That’s how Flip and I always refer to his parents.

“I was wondering the same thing,” Hannah says with a frown. “Was traffic on the causeway terrible? I don’t want to start dinner without them.” She drops her voice to a whisper. “The caterer is getting cranky, though. I’m not sure how much longer I can hold them off. Will you say something soothing to them? Use that Asher charm for me?”

“Sure, princess,” I say, squeezing her arm. “But I doubt that’ll be necessary.”

“Why?” Hannah leans to the side to try for a better angle toward the driveway. “Did you hear a car?”

“No, but look.” I gently take her shoulders in hand and rotate her until she’s looking out at the bay again. An eighty-foot yacht cuts through the water en route to the mansion.

“What the ever-loving . . .?” Hannah breathes as the white vessel aligns with the dock. A sailor, wearing smart navy shorts and a button-down shirt, complete with a white captain’s hat, jumps down and secures the boat to the private dock.

“Flip’s parents don’t do traffic,” I explain. “They will pay any amount of money to be conveyed in style and comfort.”

The sailor, using practiced, quick motions, ties a fancy knot on the rope before another dude in the same getup lowers a metal ramp between the boat and the dock.

I’m kind of digging the sailor studs. I think I’ve seen a porno starring guys in those outfits . . . How would Mark look in those shorts? Or ripping off that shirt for me?

I sigh happily. My mind is a wonderful place sometimes.

Mere moments later, Madame Dubois is being helped off the boat by Sailor Stud Number One. And then Monsieur appears, shaking off Sailor Stud Number Two’s offer of assistance, and hops down under his own power.

“They sure know how to make an entrance,” Hannah says. “Holy moly. I knew they were well off, but this is extreme. Mark, am I underdressed? Wait—you’re not the right one to ask. Asher?” She looks down at her dress with a helpless expression.

“You look beautiful,” I assure her.

“Besides,” Mark hisses. “This is your wedding, Hannah. You wear what you want.”

“He’s right,” I add. “Measuring up to Madame’s fashion standards is an impossible task. Flip’s strategy is just to nod and agree with her, and then do whatever the fuck he wants.”

But I don’t think Hannah heard me. She’s already wearing a sort of starstruck smile as she follows Flip toward her future in-laws.

After introductions have been made, the caterers swoop in to beckon us into the dining room, and ask for everyone’s drink order.

“I would like a kir,” Madame explains. “But the wine must be dry, not sweet. A Burgundy, perhaps.”

“Yes, ma’am,” the server says.

Mark asks for a beer, and Flip and I order caipirinhas.

“That is a vulgar drink,” Madame says, elbowing her son playfully.

“Yes, Maman,” he says cheerfully. “But Miami is a vulgar city. And one must embrace the terroir of his surroundings.”

“Quite,” she says. “Now pull out a chair for your Maman. And what is Hannah drinking?”

Hannah’s face goes instantly pink. “A ginger shrub. The caterer brought me several nonalcoholic choices.”

“Pity.” She snaps her fingers at the server. “Bring Hannah a proper glass of pinot noir. It thickens the blood,” she explains. “I drank wine all through my pregnancy.”

“That must explain Flip’s tolerance for liquor,” I say under my breath, just to earn a snort of laughter from Mark.

I’m successful, so I count that as a win.

Hannah’s face turns even redder. The poor thing will have to pretend to sip it. I make a mental note to steal her wineglass and have a gulp when Madame isn’t watching.

One thing I’ll say about a party with Flip’s parents—it’s never dull.

My phone chimes with a call. It’s Lucy’s ringtone. I pull it out of my pocket as a reflex.

“Asher, darling,” Madame says. “It’s rude to handle your phone at a soiree.”

“Even in a vulgar city?” I try.

“Even then,” she insists.

“As you wish,” I say to her in French, then tuck my phone back in my pocket.

Mark and I take turns ducking out of the room to change out of our ocean-scented swim trunks, then return to the dining room. The seating arrangements at the table place me at the end, where I have a view of all the drama. All the Duboises are seated on one side of the table, and all the Bankses on the other.



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